Craig the Lame

Subject: Craig the Lame Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:14 pm

Hey guys. I am Craig the Lame, pretty obvious heh. I am a knight of the Ebony Gauntlet now and ready to kick some Noldor butts. Let's get to it. Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:48 pm

you might kick that butts alone, but i think they would kick yours Laughing

and i would pay to watch that Razz

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:50 pm

I offer my best wishes upon you...

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:00 pm

With the kicking out of 2 Ebony Members for not being active, they desperately need members. So, Welcome!

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:01 pm

You wrote in your bio:

Quote :: Decent medic, silent yet determined in his cause, Swift fighter, strategist, forager

And...ebony gauntlet. Seems like you are my nemesis. Looking forward to meet you in the battlefield Smile

Quote :: More to the point, my order had been totally crushed by the Snake Cult in a battle near Janos. I took respite in the fact that the Knights of the Radiant Cross had not gone down without a fight, slaying 800 of their numbers and saving the citizens and soldiers of Janos from facing a force of close to a thousand Snake Cult soldiers in a siege.

I know, I was living there at the time.

Welcome to the pit!

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:19 pm

Don't Worry, Craig. The Silvermists are circle wankers that worship tree huggers. You wont fight them much of a problem . Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:26 pm

Except, that you just might find an arrow in your eye before you can feel the rage fill your guts at the sight of the enemy.

Knight Posts : 298 Join date : 2011-08-21

Welcome to the pits Craig of the KotEG.

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:46 pm

I just wrote it because his character looks like mine. Except for being lame. And Gauntlet. And not as badass.

By the way, Noldori are like raptors: when you see one, there are already two behind you.

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:56 am

SimplePlan96 wrote:: Don't Worry, Craig. The Silvermists are circle wankers that worship tree huggers. You wont fight them much of a problem .

I agree!

Sir Laralthir wrote:: I offer my best wishes upon you...

Thany you. You too.

saerossaeros wrote:: I just wrote it because his character looks like mine. Except for being lame. And Gauntlet. And not as badass.

What?!

Knight Posts : 290 Join date : 2011-08-19

hehe good luck getting an arrow into our closed helms.

welcome to the gauntlets newest member!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:42 am

Noldor can shoot your shoot you in the eye at midnight. Razz

Knight Posts : 290 Join date : 2011-08-19

*insert blustery comeback*

..... true.....

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:48 am

Noldor also scream alot when you stab them repeatedly.

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:57 am

They scream like pigs. Razz

Man i love that sound. Cool

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:48 am

Poor noldor, they just want to be our ~~friends~~ Murder all humans.

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:53 am

spartan012 wrote:: They scream like pigs.

Man i love that sound.

I doubt that you ever heard that sound, let alone that you will ever hear it...

These days the Noldor do not venture into the kingdom of Pendor as they have that mutual defense agreement with king Mordred. So to fight them you would have to attack them on their own territory deep in the forest, which would be a direct assault on the Noldor kingdom. Becaue of the defense agreement Mordred would thus be forced to fight your order, meaning you will have the royal army and the Griffons against you, not even mentioning the Noldor know the woods far better than you do... need some vaseline? Wink

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:56 am

I have plenty provided by the Gauntlets. Plenty to go around, you want some?

Knight Posts : 290 Join date : 2011-08-19

Iskar wrote:

spartan012 wrote:: They scream like pigs.

Man i love that sound.

I doubt that you ever heard that sound, let alone that you will ever hear it...

These days the Noldor do not venture into the kingdom of Pendor as they have that mutual defense agreement with king Mordred. So to fight them you would have to attack them on their own territory deep in the forest, which would be a direct assault on the Noldor kingdom. Becaue of the defense agreement Mordred would thus be forced to fight your order, meaning you will have the royal army and the Griffons against you, not even mentioning the Noldor know the woods far better than you do... need some vaseline? Wink

BULLSHITTTTTTTTT

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:29 am

I had expected as much as such a wise comment from you Wink

Knight Posts : 290 Join date : 2011-08-19

renowned for my eloquence I is.

nawwwwww your just inventing lore I would love to shed some light but if I told you I would have to tickle you. Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: Craig the Lame Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:11 am

Then again if you do want to go into the forest to attack them, as gamemaster things will not be good..nor good for the survivors who do attack. Smile

how's that for lore ;p

Knight Posts : 290 Join date : 2011-08-19

i think you mean grandmaster?

and I really do not know what you mean to be honest.

Grandmaster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2011-08-20 Age : 29

The dawn can beat the Noldor.. set fire to the forest Twisted Evil

Knight Posts : 121 Join date : 2011-08-19

The Gauntlet's coat their swords with the free vaseline that noosers gives out. What can be said, the Noldor need it. Razz