Just talking - archived

Whoops, I found 10,000 uruks in my locker, wearing the symbol of the white hand green lily.

Whom do you serve? - Caranthir!

How did you get pictures of the new armada we secretly built in the underground wharves of marleons?

Bitch please, i got jazz hands!

Iskar wrote:

How did you get pictures of the new armada we secretly built in the underground wharves of marleons?

So that explains a lot!


I knew you evil Rangers were up to no good!

Throws a poke'ball at the wild Tubby.

Aw, it appeared to be caught.

Well I guess I can't do any events now I'm trapped in a pokeball.

No no, you broke out. It just seemed like you were caught. For the moment, you're free...

Throws an Ultimate Poke'ball!

This time I'll get you!

Ana Sulran sent out Pidgey.

You know Pravenstern, you never asked permission for that quotation of mine! I demand royalties everytime you post.

The funny thing is, I never quoted you. I just answered to your posts in a way that made them continue logically.

I mean the one in your sig.

Of course you should be burned, but I will accept 1/4 of the Griffon RPs as Ana's personal wealth instead.... per turn.

Last time I checked the Dawn had not abolished the vow of poverty and I might doubt this would happen anytime soon...

Allowing marriage and families while enforcing poverty simply isn't practical.


Besides, Ana isn't a sworn member of the Dawn. She has no vows to uphold, and so... money money money!

Oh no, I've become greedy! I should be burned!

Ana Sulran wrote:

I should be burned!

I agree I agree!

The quote is a proof in your trial. And as Griffon Knight I'm more than qualified to protect the evidence. Especially considering that the falsely accused person is me.

What trial? Why would you need a trial?


Oh, right. We'll just compare your weight to that of a duck!

And that, my liege, is how we know Pendor to be banana-shaped!

PS: He is a witch, look at his nose.

Iskar is never wrong, and Iskar has proclaimed Pravenstern to be a witch!


Prepare the pyre!

Ana: Pfft, you'd be surprised.

Iskar: Do you stalk me? I have never published my picture anywhere.

I sent my fleet of floating goats to spy on you. They will soon turn up in the Cez event, too.

Iskar wrote:

I sent my fleet of floating goats to spy on you. They will soon turn up in the Cez event, too.

You mean those that died last week due to overdose of sleep deprivation? I'm afraid several of your recent reports have been... falsified...

Iskar wrote:

I sent my fleet of floating goats to spy on you. They will soon turn up in the Cez event, too.

This is so unfair.


Mordred said that the naval updates were coming soon, but Iskar already uses them!

Quote :

Well...actually I didn't mean that event (which is already occurring in a pocket dimension of space and time). As for it dying out...that's because you failed miserably at responding to the posts we made. D: We can't respond to empty air!

I don't recall missing any posts (except Pyschozoa's last one), something that either confirms what you said or disproves it. If I did it, apologies.

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Back to the games!

Explanation to the Arena:
- there are three arenas, fights occuring simultaneously in all of them. I'll manage the first one. Two other people may want to take over the others. If someone else is still interested in managing the thing, just open a 4th or 5th.
- everything is eliminatory. Being knocked unconscious means that the character is eliminated from the tournament. If this happens to your teammate, the next match will be balanced accordingly.

Fights will proceed this way:
- teams of 2x2 will fight twice. From then on, everything will happen in duels (i.e. 1x1).

What will players do:
1) post their movement IC. Describe their swings, direction of walking, speed (e.g. slowly, charging, etc), and everything else that can be perceived by the others.
2) IF their movements have concealed components (they usually do), such as feints, intentions, or suprise stuff, then they’ll PM me with that information.

Then I’ll:
3) post the results.

Then: repeat.

Clarifications:
Selection was random. I assigned a random number to everyone (rolling 1d26) and then assembled a cresent list. See the big picture at the corresponding arena thread.

Yeah, I'm shamelessly, double posting, for the sake of clarity.

Check the "Arena I" and "Participants' list" threads.